Posts Tagged ‘movies’

This is… Xerxes!

Tuesday, July 31st, 2007

Xerxes in 300
King Xerxes played by Rodrigo Santoro in Warner Bros.’ 300.

King Xerxes bas relief300 comes out on DVD today. There was controversy around the time of its theatrical release, especially among Iranians, about how Persians, and in particular, King Xerxes, were depicted in the film. Frank Miller’s Xerxes was a giant who looked like Dhalsim with makeup on.

You can see in the bas relief carving on the right how the ancient Persians recorded Xerxes’s appearance. Let’s see how Hollywood has portrayed him over the years.

Xerxes in One Night with the King
King Xerxes played by Luke Goss in last year’s One Night with the King. Still a little too pretty but definitely regal looking.

Xerxes in 300 Spartans
King Xerxes played by David Farrar in the 1962 film 300 Spartans. Perhaps the closest likeness to the bas relief above.

Xerxes in Veggie Tales' Esther
King Xerxes played by a vegetable in VeggieTales: Esther, the Girl Who Became Queen. Should be the ultimate indignity one can heap upon the portrayal of a Persian king but considering that the rest of the cast were also vegetables, we should let this slide. Besides, I hear kids love the video.

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Movie Reviews

Sunday, July 15th, 2007

My wife and I signed up recently with Blockbuster for their Total Access service, which works similarly to Netflix. I’ve installed the excellent plug-in WP Movie Ratings to document my brief thoughts on a particular movie that we’ve seen, whether in DVD or celluloid form. My latest movie reviews are listed on the homepage and the archived reviews can be viewed here.

Mark at Clickmomukhamo has been using the plug-in for a while now and he’s helped me in setting it up here (thanks Mark!).

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No More Disney Direct-to-DVD Sequels

Monday, June 25th, 2007

Thanks to Steve Jobs, Disney’s largest shareholder, there will no longer be direct-to-DVD movie sequels. He is thought to have influenced Disney’s board in doing away with these “embarrassing” releases, even if they’re a lucrative part of business. I totally agree with the decision. I always thought these sequels were hokey and subpar compared to the theatrical releases. And besides, why touch the Disney classics? I don’t think we need to know what happens to Cinderella, Snow White, or Mowgli for that matter, in the “happily ever after” stage of their lives. Let the original stories stand on their own, for Pete’s sake.

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Evan Almighty

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007

I wonder how the new comedy Evan Almighty works around or addresses the fact that God made a promise to Noah that he will never again send a flood to destroy the earth. Steve Carrell and Morgan Freeman reprise their roles (as the newscaster and God, respectively) in this sequel to Bruce Almighty.

I actually liked Bruce Almighty. At first I thought it was one of those Hollywood movies that mock religion. Its trailer showed Bruce (played by Jim Carrey) in various scenes using his newfound Godly powers to his own ends. How blasphemous, I thought. But boy, am I glad I gave the movie a chance. When I saw the film, I discovered it’s about how we as mere mortals would seriously bungle handling the task of being the Supreme Being if given the chance. In one scene I recall, Bruce grants everyone’s prayer requests to get things over with. As a result, it wreaks havoc in many people’s lives. The old adage, “Be careful what you wish for, it just may come true,” comes to mind. Bruce lacked God’s infinite wisdom and sovereign knowledge in granting everyone’s wishes.

Another scene that stood out for me, but which I vaguely recall its details, is the part at the end where Bruce, overwhelmed by the responsibilities of being “God,” cries out to the heavens. He realizes he can not do things on his own, and with outstretched arms surrenders everything to the God of the universe.

This scene hits home for me, and many other believers, I suspect, for it mirrors a point in every believer’s life, where one realizes he or she is not the master of one’s own destiny, that someone bigger is out there, one who is really in control. And this “someone” actually reached out to us in our state of unbelief and rebellion and revealed himself to us in the person of Jesus Christ. He is the only one who perfectly handled the role of God here on earth, as he gave himself up willingly as a sacrifice on the cross, to pay the penalty for our iniquities. On the cross, he bore the brunt of the Father’s wrath, the wrath that we so deserve – we, the so-called masters of our own destiny. By trusting and believing in Christ’s death and resurrection, we pass from death unto life, as the perfect righteousness of Christ is laid on our account. God sees us as he sees Christ, unblemished and holy, as if we never sinned. Thus, we can enter into God’s holy presence, for eternity.

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Da Vinci Film

Saturday, May 20th, 2006

WARNING: Some spoilers ahead

I saw The Da Vinci Code last night with my co-workers (free for all of us - thanks, boss!). I liked it. I’m puzzled why it got such a low Tomato Meter rating of 17%. That’s like Deuce Bigalow territory. I mean a lot of reviewers thought it was bad. I could say, in keeping with the spirit of the movie, that it’s a conspiracy! The Opus Dei used their long reach and influence to coerce film critics in giving it a bad review!

But seriously, I’m thinking the reviewers, especially the ones who read the novel, had such high expectations that the movie just fell short. I guess that happens. I haven’t read the novel myself and maybe that’s good. I bought the paperback book for $4.95 at Costco last week but I haven’t had the time to read it. As a mystery movie, it was decently made. As for the controversial claims made in the book, yes, they were all there (or so I’m told by a co-worker who’s a big Dan Brown fan). But you know what? The claims were made by a character who turned out to be a nut job. So the feeling I got, and I’m thinking others did too, is why believe this guy? In addition, the protagonist lecturer played by Tom Hanks was presented as the level-headed one who somewhat countered the outlandish claims made by this person.

The main complaint of movie critics is that the movie was tedious and too long. To me, Audrey Tautou’s pretty countenance sure made it easier to bear. As for Tom Hanks, doesn’t he resemble Kyle MacLachlan in In Justice?

Although I haven’t read the book, I have a feeling Ron Howard did the best he could in adapting the book to film. He used enough cinematic devices to move the film along. It would’ve been better fitting if Oliver Stone directed the movie though. He’s no stranger to putting forward conspiracy theories. And if his film tanks, he could always blame the fundies.

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