Transformers are Poseurs
Tuesday, July 3rd, 2007As someone who was part of the Voltes V generation, I was always puzzled by the popularity of the Transformers.
Don’t mean to poo-poo on anyone’s Cybertron party but the Transformers, when it first appeared on tv in the mid-80s, was to me a lame attempt by an American toy company to capitalize on the giant robot craze that first swept Asia in the 1970s. The ‘kua-kua-kua-kua-kua’ sound that I recall the Transformers making when they morphed into cars or planes (oooh, how imaginative) still grates on me to this day. The biggest thing that bothered me about the series though was the anthropomorphization of the mecha robots. The depiction of the robots as sentient, mechanoid beings with personalities was so unappealing to me. And, come on, moving lips on a robot? Does its face have, like, special metal alloy that’s pliable enough for mouth motor movement? I know with cartoons we’re supposed to suspend our disbelief but I didn’t think we’d have to do it to this extent.
What I liked about the Japanese robot shows that preceded the Transformers was that the robots were controlled by humans. There was a clear human/robot dichotomy. Humans directed the giant robots from within a cockpit usually inside the robot’s head. The appeal behind shows like Voltes V and Daimos (or even Voltron) was that they gave us a glimpse of a believable future wherein we are the masters of hulking masses of metal created to help us fight evil. That’s what captured children’s imaginations then, I believe.
Having said that, I think I’ll give Michael Bay’s film version a chance – a chance, perhaps, to undo the ridiculousness of the earlier versions – and to entertain us at the same time.
(I couldn’t believe I cared enough to write about, and get bent out of shape over, cartoon robots. Yay, I’m, like, twelve again!)



